Saturday, May 18, 2013

That Story ...

We all have one of THOSE tales to tell for their 21st ... and up until last weekend (Mothers Day none the less) I didn't have a good one to tell ... Until now!!!

Was cruising along ... just come home from a yummy lunch... put boogie in the bath and run around the house cleaning up while he was singing to himself and washing too maybe? All of a sudden there were BLOOD CURDLING SCREAMS coming from the bathroom!! I don't think I have ever run soo fast!!! 

I made it in record time from one end of the house to the other in 5 seconds flat!! None of this sissy running stuff.... I was like a fully fledged Olympic Hurdler... Ducking and weaving around matchbox cars and Lego!!
To arrive at the top step of the bathroom and see him with a number 2 squished in his hand ... he was inconsolable!!!  He had .. you know .. "done it" in the bath and was trying to shot put "it" into the toilet!!!

*URGH*


Mr sensory had slipped over mid thrust and it had squished in his hand *rolls eyes* and he DIDN'T like it one bit!! LOL ... Yes laugh ... laugh all you want ... I did too!! What else was I supposed to do ... rush over to mr I am covered in poo and cuddle him to bits?! I think not!!! lol ... I hosed him down with the hand held shower packed him off to the bedroom and had to scrub BLEACH every square inch of my creamy/white bathroom *sobs loudly*

That's it!! Have a good laugh at my expense!! I don't mind!!! I had a pretty good run until now... Apart from a small poo finger print painting down my hallway when he was 3.. I think I have had a pretty good run!!  What stories are you saving for your kids 21st birthdays?! I bet you have some doozies?! 


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